February 9th, 2008

bin

Too lazy for my own food

I like sandwiches.

However, I tend to make them in a slightly complicated and somewhat time-consuming way. I usually have over half a dozen different ingredients in a single sandwich. (Ingredients which I've selected specifically, and which are different for each sandwich.) If I'm not going to make them this way, I usually won't bother to make them at all.

I don't really like carrying out slightly complicated and somewhat time-consuming food-preparation rituals on a regular basis. Once in a while, sure, but not multiple times a week.

I do like eating sandwiches multiple times a week.

I am thinking I need to acquire the services of a sandwichsmith who will make them to my exact specifications and deliver them conveniently to my home or workplace. This may have to be some sort of robot. (I doubt a trained monkey would be suitably sanitary.)